Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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