Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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