if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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