the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
