Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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