Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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