on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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