Just cropdusted the office
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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