can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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