no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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