No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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