is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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