he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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