It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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