White coat. Heels.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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