hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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