thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Boobs speak an international language.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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