if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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