It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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