I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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