More tranny stories later!
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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