He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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