Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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