I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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