Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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