did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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