my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She told me I should be a condom model.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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