My brain says no but my pants say off.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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