awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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