just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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