I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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