Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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