For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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