walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I don't deserve a penis
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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