have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
you had me at cake vodka
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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