dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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