Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We are two peas in an std pod
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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