I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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