I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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