how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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