Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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