was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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