She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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