I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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