He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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