I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
splinters make it hard to masturbate
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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