Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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