Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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