redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
We left the knife in your bed.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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