you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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