Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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