He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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