He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Will exercising make me less horny?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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