And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
be right there i have to get my cape
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Randomize
