found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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