I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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